Black Ops Boots: Conquer Every Terrain! Tactical, Tough, and Ready for Adventure. Side Zip Army Boots.
Right then, listen up! Forget everything you thought you knew about... well, *this*. Behold, a thing of such exquisite craftsmanship, such utterly bonkers design, it'll make your nan blush. It's like a badger wearing a tiny monocle while riding a space hopper, only...useful. Or maybe not. Honestly, we haven't a clue what it *actually* does, but it's bloody gorgeous. Take a punt, innit? You know you want to. Go on, treat yourself. You deserve a bit of this glorious, mystifying whatnot in your life. Bloody brilliant, it is.
£12.74
£25.46
