Infrared Shiatsu Neck Massager - R8: Instant Relaxation for Neck & Shoulder Tension.
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Instant Bliss: Neck & Shoulder Heat Massager. Unwind, Unplug, Rejuvenate. Your Personal Spa Retreat.
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